[Lead-In]
Four, three, two, fuck you.

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--
Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!

[Verse 1]
Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.

[Hook 1]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Verse 2]
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def- (Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-)
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.
Nepeta's always squealin'
Cutesy pet names like Karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,
And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Hook 2]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the Highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge Thingy]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacy,
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[Pointless Spelling]
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out FOR you!

[Rap - Yes, really.]
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the

color of my blood.
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want

you to know.
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the

secret's fucking awesome.
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell.
Terezi says I smell...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you.
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (Meow~!)
I'll even let her First Ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[Chorus]
So delicious (Eridan, see)
So delicious (You can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm Karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Karkalicious, (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

[More Pointless Spelling]
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin'tasty
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the,
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the--

[Now Get ANGRY]
Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking WROTE the original never had access to spellcheck I guess

because T-A-S-T-E-Y does NOT spell tasty. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or

something?

What do you MEAN human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own

grammatical trainwrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE!?

Fuck this shit, I quit.


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Hello! Welcome to my page. ****WARNING. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE HOMESTUCK, OR POKEMON, OR ANIMALS, I SWEAR YOU NEED TO GET THE HECK OFF MY PAGE RIGHT NOW.****
I'm a crazy Homestuck fan, as you can see. And a major Hetalian. I don't really care if you don't like what I like, so don't go blabbing about me liking things, kay? I'm a BIG Gamzee fangirl, so prepare to die of Gamzee flooding your deviation messages.
Other than interests, I'm pretty outgoing....on the internet. I'll talk to anyone. Even haters. They're so cute with their hating. They know your better than them ^^. I talk to anyone, and try to make friends with everyone I meet. Because having enemies is not really fun. In real life, I'm a tiny bit shy for about an hour, and when things start getting fun, I'll be bouncing off the bouncy walls. I'm a tomboy, so I don't like girly things. But I do wanna take gymnastics, and I'm going to take Karate. The only snitch of girl is: I LOVE CUTE THINGS. KAWAII DESU. BABIES. TEDDY BEARS. SPARKLES. RAINBOWS. MIRACLES. GOOGLEY EYES. GIMME EM.
-coughcough- Sorry. Well, I guess I use Paint (The regular pixely one) and Paint Tool Sai. I use Paint Tool Sai some of the time, but sometimes Paint. I'm not very good on paper, but I don't care xD. I'm an American, so that means I can shove some fireworks up your butt. Rave. I'm proud to be American too =D. I LOVE drawing, and I sometimes animate. But I can't do like 90 frame animations. I just learned how to animate, so I'm going small with stamps and icons and Gifs. I'm pretty much the most active person on my friend's list, because most of the time none of my friends are on xD. I do sell (pointwise) things, and I'll tell you all a little secret. You think making DIRT cheap prices will get you nowhere, but actually, if people enjoy the art, it will keep adding up and up and up and up c:.
Little bout me~
My real name is Hallie
I'm 13 years old.
I live in a rural area, so I dont like cities.
Im very hyper
I'm annoying.
I had an interest in drawing at age 11.
I don't believe in online dating.
Im in the top 98 percentile in the country (U.s.a)
I'm lazy when it comes to shading.
I LOVE my friends.
I like using plzs.
Thats it ^^
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This is the definition of fangirling.
Me and catrick's fangirl source.

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Girl touch my chocolate and your face will be off your neck.
Not kidding bro.

MY WONDERFUL DA FAMILY~


The Ao Oni pwning dragon who I lurv (no homo):
My Karkitty:
My sister who eats moms:
My kawaii desu gory sister:
My Italian pony:
My buttpony:
My brony who owns a puppy:
My sparkley vampire that has wings and a tail:
My base-making Dave Strider:
My raccoon with desu eyes and a knife:
My bloody ferret:


I dont know what this is. i got it from a friend
So amazing....my eyes bleed
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MY FAMILY IRL IS JUST AMAZING, SEE:
im . BUT I WANT IT BACK, F*CKAS*
my dad is D---> i guess youd want spaghetti
my mom is Hi honey ::::D
my sister allyse is uHHH,,, wELL i dONT kNOW hOW,,,
my sister amber is wwhy are you doing this, imirah
my sister ashley is we can 2ay ye2, we can 2ay no, we can 2ay maybe. (our personal litttle song XD)
my dog is wwoof
my FIRST BEST FRIEND IS UNKOWN
my THIRD BEST friend in the world is: . arch your leg2 iin2tead of hollow
my NEXT BEST BEST BEST friend in the world is )(a )(a! 38D
my teacher is H3H3 OK L3T5 4LL P4CK UP >:]
my cousin is but ii dont want to let go of the poniie2
my fav cousin is wwillo shut up
my gramma is D--> oh okay.
my grandpa is dont look at the screen ::::U


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